Funny Inside Man dialogues

Saw inside man recently. Though I give the movie a 6.5 on a scale of 10, I found some of the dialogues genuinely hilarious. Here’s a few:

Cops interrogating one of the female hostages…

Cops:What do you have on underneath?

Hostage- Excuse me?
Cops- Underneath your painter’s coat?

Cops: – What do you have on underneath?
Hostage- Clothing.

Cops: Could you show us, please?

Cops: You see, there’s just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect.

Hostage-What’s that?

Cops: It’s your height, your age, and your…

Cops: Your cup size.

Hostage-So, I violated Section 34 double-D?

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(Steve is the guy inside the bank keeping the hostages)
Cops:Well?
Is this the President of Albania?

Steve- Speaking.
Cops- Pretty funny.

Steve- You shouldn’t eavesdrop on people.
Cops- Well, you better get used to it, pal.

Cops-There’s not gonna be much privacy
where you’re going.

<i>You’re damn right.</i>

This time next week,
I’ll be sucking down piña coladas

in a hot tub with six girls
named Amber and Tiffany.

Cops-More like taking a shower with two guys
named Jamal and Jesus, if you know what I mean.
And here’s the bad news, that thing you’re sucking on,
it’s not a piña colada.

~ by punjrashtra on July 11, 2008.